Feel free to share your buddies of choice in the comments!
This isn't entirely done, but we're approaching something like a final version! 99 friends and another was my original goalpost, when I was young and foolish.
Could something else be in the works? Something actually... playable?!
Well, I wouldn't hold my breath.
Hella Funtime Adventure Friends! Version 1.5 Patch Notes:
-Every single Friend has been given a graphical update to some degree.
-Small optimization changes: Fordee is no longer rendered on a plane of existence unperceivable to the human eye.
-Fixed a glitch where Pico's chicken roasts would spawn inside stone walls. Remedied by removing the Dracula's castle level entirely.
-In order to keep Bablamon's 'cringeworthy sense of humor' relevant, all of his jokes are now pulled from social media sites and online imageboards in real-time.
-In our move from subscription-based to FREE-2-PLAY drivel, Gary no longer costs 40,000 FUNBUX ($40 value) for the sake of competitive fairness. However, you can now purchase purely cosmetic hats and borderline-fetishistic costume DLC for roughly the same value.
-Minor name change: Hellrider has been renamed "Heckrider", effectively lowering the game's ESRB rating from AO to E.
-Fixed a glitch where some players reported Gwendolyn eventually warming up to her friends, becoming considerate of others, learning how to love and contributing to the team. This grievous error has been addressed.
-Fixed an error caused by poor communication between the dev team. Biff Beastly, Orzrus and Mumba Mumba no longer constantly and specifically harass the character Bones. That's bones, lowercase guys. Honestly?
-Nevermind, friend No.03 Bones removed entirely. Chinese players may now download the game.